Holey Schnikes!

This post has no pictures. 

(Wah-wah).

You're here anyway so keep readin "STUFF ABOUT MAH KID." 

Mili bebe did some cool bebe stuff this week.  For instance, on Wednesday she put her foot in her mouth for the first time!  (Pictures to come soon... as soon as I find that camera). Then this morning she fell back asleep in her pack and play from full-on-awake all by herself.  Crying not included.*  She just woke up, ate her own foot for about 20 minutes and then fell peacefully back asleep. 

Finally, this morning she also managed to have tummy time for the required 30 minutes without spitting up all over herself or majorly freaking out.  This was probably helped by the fact that her Mommy wasn't all up in her face shaking rattles and saying "You can do it!  You can doooo it Mili Bear" in a Mommy sickingly sweet sing song voice (say that five times fast) that would probably make a grown adult lose their lunch. 

So, whoop, Go Baby!  (whoop,whoop, go baby).


*Don't worry internet parent trolls I imagine to be reading my blog** and judging me.  We don't let Mili cry it out.  I'm against it.  Currently.  I may not always be.  Not too strong a record on the parental convictions thus far.

**Yes, I'm aware no one reads this blog.  

Its been a while...

I thought I'd post some pictures of the bebe since the child is growing like a little weed.  I swear I put her 0-3 month clothes in the washer, waited 3-5 days (depending on your preference for truthieness) and suddenly she can fit in 6 month onesies.  Color me shocked.  

Its been a couple weeks* since I even took pictures so I was excited to share images of a smiley, chubby baby. 

*I have no idea how much time has passed.  I live in twilight zone time vortex of new baby-ness.

 Ok.  Not so smiley...  I do like this picture though because it demonstrates the neck disappearance phenomenon that seems to be going on today (the result of which is this related phenomenon).  We'll try again...

"What's that Mom?  Do bored and disinterested?"

"Crazy eyed tongue sticking out?"

"Angry-eyed lizard?"

"Show off my skillz?"

"Ummm..."

"This thing?"

"Uh...?"

"Sneeze face?"

"Ugh..."

"Yawn?"

"Baby Dracula!?"

"Eat dress?"

"Yarr?  Piratey-Pirate?"

"OHHHhhhh....  I see...."

"Smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"